Unidentified Failing Objects
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF TEMPLARIA IS NOW AT WAR
As our Dark Warriors conflict concluded I promised you, the Holy Empire of Templaria and the wider Club Penguin army community, unending conquest. This declaration marks the beginning of a new crusade against the antithesis to all that is Templarian. The Aliens of Club Penguin are an “army” that has become so averse to wars and conflict that it can hardly be considered an army at all. Though their betrayal of our trust (as outlined in our DW war post) is enough to place them in our crosshairs, the Aliens have become so broken by the fear of defeat that their culture has degraded into pure pacificism.
To illustrate this point, the Aliens were in support of raiding a Legends Cup XVI tournament battle as a public demonstration in protest of the Club Penguin Armies organisation. This was proposed to become the first move by a newly-formed Entente alliance formed by the Templars, Aliens and Dark Warriors. In the images below you can see discussions in which Aliens leader Sheriff proposed the Legends Cup raid, and members of each leadership reinforced their support.
Who could have predicted that the Aliens would back out of doing literally anything interesting, even if they were advocating for it in the first place? I guess we probably should have, but at least we don’t assume the worst of our allies.
The Aliens leadership is so sensitive to being criticised for being considered a “fake army”, but refused to host even a colour wars practice battle between our armies out of fear that the Army of Club Penguin would raid. They don’t want to do anything at all.
The Ally of the Year Award goes to ALIENS!
Wars and competition are FUN. Beyond our appreciation of Club Penguin itself, wars are the reason for our existence as a community. Despite this, the Aliens shield themselves behind a pretentious veil of positivity to avoid wars and hide their controversies which occur behind closed doors.
In preparation for our Aliens war, the benevolent Sidie’s Rangers army led by Shallissa has conducted Operation: Troy, in which they invaded eight servers on the Club Penguin Army World Map (CPAWM). As we have now registered for CPAWM, these servers have been transferred to the Templars. We thank the Sidie’s Rangers for their kind gesture. Fear the Hoot!
Glorious Templars; today the Unidentified Failing Objects known as the Aliens must decide whether they are an army or a glorified chatroom, and our Holy War against their ilk begins.
FROM THE EMPRESS AND THE IMPERIAL COURT:
As of the 22nd of October, the HOLY EMPIRE OF TEMPLARIA hereby declares war on the ALIENS, commencing the SIDERIAN CRUSADE.
War Terms:
- All war battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance with the CPA World Map. Failure to do so will result in the invalidation of the scheduling.
- No army following this declaration can transfer any servers until the conclusion of the war. All involved servers are hereby locked. The only exception to this rule is if an army forfeits the war and transfers all of their servers to the opposing side. Servers cannot be transferred to participating armies.
- All battles must be judged by Army Judging Board’s officiated judges. Apprentice Judges are permitted to spectate in accordance to AJB’s policies.
- No external involvement is allowed in this war. Allies, visitors, dual-enlists and members of other armies are not permitted, making this a locked one-on-one map war between TCP and Aliens only. No other army may declare war or schedule invasions on either side for the duration of this war.
- No army is allowed to merge into TCP or Aliens following this declaration until the war has concluded. Any merger will be deemed invalid.
- A withdrawal from this war for any reason and in any shape or form (e.g. withdrawing from CPAWM, etc.) will constitute a forfeit of the war.
- Neither army is allowed to invade any map freeland throughout this war, with the exception of previously scheduled invasions.
- Multilogging, hacking, ddosing, doxxing, botting, or any other means of cheating will not be allowed in this war.
- Any attempt to exploit loopholes will result in a forfeit of lands and the war.
- All other CPAWM and CPA Battleground rules apply to this war.
- Immediate defeat for an army will occur if they are found to be in violation of a war term by CPAWM administrators. The land of the army in question will be automatically ceded to the opponent.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed by the Imperial Court of the Purple Phoenix,
Sidie9, Empress
Borapenguins, Grand Prior
JmWarrior, Leader in Training
Elsa, Grand Ambassador
Mugi, Grand Marshal
Starlight, Grand Marshal
Shallissa, Grand Scribe
MOG MOG MOG MOG