ADDRESSED TO THE COMMUNITY AND THE HOLY EMPIRE OF TEMPLARIA

The Army of Club Penguin reignited hostilities against the Templars on the 28th of April. Warfare began with a Clover initiated raid of our Club Penguin Journey event, with the battle spanning over several hours. As the clash progressed, the Clovers published their declaration of war, vowing to raid each of our Club Penguin Journey events. Likely anticipating a swift defeat of the Templars and an unconditional surrender, their raid campaign quickly turned into something they were seemingly unprepared for.

Promising full patrols of CP Journey servers and the removal of Templar presence on the game, their plans crashed and burned. Their goal shifted to complete raids of each CPA: Battleground events held by our army, yet another promise they were unable to keep. Nearly four weeks have passed since the Clover declaration, and without context you’d hardly know war was waged to begin with.

Due to the Clovers failing to reach their raid objectives and ignoring Templars events, we hereby declare victory against the Army of Club Penguin in the War of Clover Aggression with a war score of 9-0-0.

All Templar events will be raided following this declaration of war. If Templars wish to settle it in battles, then so be it, but terms will be agreed upon with the Army of Club Penguin leadership……. You got what you wanted, Templars, and in an even greater magnitude than what you wished for.

Daniel20448, ACP Commander in Chief

When raids are organized and carried out effectively, they have the potential to demoralize and incapacitate an army. Being unable to recruit or train new members due to enemy presence can immensely halt the growth of an army. Though we felt confident in our ability to withstand opposition, it would have been foolish for the Templars leadership to not consider the Clover raids as a direct threat to our functioning as an army. As this was a raid campaign, our goal was extremely obvious – evade ACP’s raids at all costs. As the CP Journey raids progressed it became exceptionally clear that the Clovers bit off more than they could chew. As they switched over to CPA: Battleground raids this was proven to be true once again.

The Clovers have become complacent thinking that mere size is enough to overcome their opponents. This generation of ACP falls short of the stamina, intelligence, and dedication necessary to survive long conflicts. They lack the ability to think outside the box and outsmart their opponents. We no longer have to wonder why the Army of Club Penguin refuses to genuinely challenge itself with real wars. They simply aren’t capable, and would find themselves humiliated, their façade of “success” revealed for all to see. They’ve cozied up with their Help Force brother allies for far too long, the Clovers are nothing more than an overrated tournament army.

Worst Raid Campaign Ever

We knew victory could only be achieved for Templars if we managed to exhaust and demoralize ACP’s raiding. Any event we managed to hold without ACP interference was an absolute victory for Templars, as it meant their objectives weren’t being met. We weren’t sure what to expect at first, but were amused when the Army of Club Penguin scheduled each raid of our events as battles in their server. Raids are supposed to be unexpected attacks, but the Army of Club Penguin publicly announced and discussed their strategy for all to see. It was literally the worst raid campaign we have ever witnessed.

Showing to ACP’s scheduled raids would have made no sense, as it would mean essentially handing them a victory on a silver platter. We made the decision to cancel several of our Club Penguin Journey events and to hold them at unprompted hours, with no official announcement (take notes ACP, this is how raids are meant to be organized). This proved to be a good strategy, as we managed to hold events with minimal Clover interference. Note to self, ACP is sleepy at 3am EST, even their AUSIA division.

If ACP was planning on raiding us long-term, we knew we needed a plan so our CP Journey event times could be more stable. I (Shallissa) decided to experiment with the ignore feature on Club Penguin Journey. It didn’t take long to discover that ignoring a player prevented them from joining my igloo. We held our next event as scheduled and I went into ACP’s warm up room to say hello (and goodbye). My finger must have slipped because every single ACP member present was added to my ignore list! It only took two successful igloo events before the Army of Club Penguin mentioned in their main chat that their CP Journey raids would be ending. TEMPLARS VICTORY.

Clovers Surrender, Transition to CPA: Battleground Raids

Though Daniel said the Army of Club Penguin would make a post detailing their transition to CPA: Battleground (CPAB) raids, nothing was ever published. It appears that ACP understands the optics nightmare this raid campaign has become for them.

We have hosted three CPA: Battleground events since this statement from Daniel. The Army of Club Penguin has failed in raiding each and every one of those events. They have once again failed in reaching their objectives, as our trainings have been left unaffected. It’s been nearly a month since this began, if the Clovers haven’t figured out how to successfully raid us by now they never will. They are free to continue trying, however at this point we can only assume their troops are the ones feeling demoralized. The Army of Club Penguin has promised their army battles against the Templars for a month now, and no battles have actually taken place. The Templars are prepared host CPAB igloo events long term, are Roxy and Daniel prepared to continue promising battles that will never happen? They are free to continue, but this war has officially ended in a Templars victory.

Who’s Running Away Now?

Our most recent event, held on the 23rd of May on ACP’s capital Mammoth, was unchallenged. A significant portion of the event was held at the Iceberg, giving the Clovers ample opportunity to attempt a raid if they wished. Where was the Army of Club Penguin? Holding an event at the same time as us, ACP was logged onto a completely different server, allowing the Templars for an uncontested invasion of their capitol.

The Army of Club Penguin swore to raid each of our Club Penguin Journey events, then they swore to raid each of our CPA: Battleground events. All of their objectives have failed entirely throughout this war. The Clovers have failed to release their promised post detailing their change in strategy. The Clovers have failed in raiding all of our Battleground events for the past three weeks, ignoring the most recent one entirely. The Templars accept this as their admission of defeat. 

We consider their refusal to address the war this past week a desperate attempt to sweep their failures under the rug. The Templars will not allow this to happen, their defeats are now publicized for all to see. A permanent reminder of their ineptitude, the Templars have humiliated the Army of Club Penguin.

Raid Statistics

Week One [5-0-0] – CPJ Raids 

Events Held: 5
Events ACP Raided: 2

Note: Templars defeated ACP during the Battle of Blizzard and were left unaffected by the second raid, so we deem both as victories.

Week Two [6-0-0] – CPAB Raids 

CPAB Events Held: 1
Events ACP Raided: 0

Week Three [8-0-0] – CPAB Raids

CPAB Events Held: 1
Events ACP Raided: 0
Events TCP Raided: 1 CPJ

Week Four [9-0-0] – CPAB Raids

CPAB Events Held: 1
Events ACP Raided: 0

= TCP Victory, War Score of 9-0-0

The Treaty of Clover Humiliation (Templars versus Army of Club Penguin)

Due to the Army of Club Penguin failing to reach their raid objectives against the Templars for four weeks, the Templars declare victory in the War of Clover Aggression. Though the Club Penguin Armies (CPA) Administration will not uphold treaties for mapless conflicts, this treaty formally documents the Templars’ victory of this conflict.

I. This treaty expires on the 24th of July, 2026 at 12AM EST.

II. The Army of Club Penguin accepts that the Templars have won this conflict [9-0-0]. While this cannot be enforced literally, official documentation of this conflict should be recorded as a Templars victory [9-0-0] for the reasons stated in the Templars victory post.

III. As this treaty marks the end of the War of Clover Aggression—a mapless conflict—the prohibition on ACP engaging in or aiding in hostilities against the Templars cannot be directly enforced. To address this, the official recorded war score will increase by one (TCP) victory for any and all additional raid or invasion attempts by ACP against the Templars.

IV. This treaty shall be upheld if ACP merges, or is colonized by another army. The same is true for any rebrands ACP may carry out during this time. If ACP shuts down, or goes on hiatus/lockdown during the duration of this treaty, then the treaty will come back into effect for the remainder of time should they once again reopen.

V. The Army of Club Penguin must issue a public apology for their crimes against Todd and his Toddthren. They must pay their respects on Blizzard at the Book Room. Please bring pizza (no mushrooms), his favorite food.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Signed by the Order of the Purple Phoenix,

Sidie9, Empress
Borapenguins, Grand Prior
Shallissa, Grand Prior
Zez, Grand Prior
Ellie, Grand Marshal
Mugi, Grand Marshal
Abbiesofia, Knight of the Wyrd

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