Reheating Nachos

Doritos of Club Penguin, you have not escaped war. Templars, I call upon you once more to join us in a crusade. “A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for peace” -Ecclesiastes 3:8

The Doritos of CP recently have gone down a path of infamy after removing BscharBach2 from leadership to save face. Doritos went from maxing well over 20 for practice events, now down to 10 on a lucky day.

By now, most of the community knows why we broke off the alliance with the Doritos, it’s no shocker that they’ve written a narrative that Templars are in the wrong. Before the Doritos, there was Secret Service. The leadership of SS had harassed and driven our former Empress, Sidie9, out of the community because of their transphobic remarks and continual harassment.

Secret Service had been struggling to gather troops for events, though sizes were low, it wasn’t enough to warrant a shut down for the army. Considering the hype that SS had generated, DCP had looked like a promising option, to not only carry on the hype the army had, but to use the massive veteran pool to help increase sizes.

Down the line, BscharBach2 would be inducted into the leadership, but instead of leading the army into success with his own style, he’d attempted to mirror Xing, horribly. Rather than lead as a powerful leader, he was a futile wannabe dictator. Troops should never fear their leader. A leader should command his troops, while also befriending them, not instilling fear within his troops. For if a man is to become a leader, he must walk among his troops, not above them. Ben’s approach to leadership would cause the army’s demise — not only was he absent, he again threatened his own staff. A statement from a former co-leader and former HCOM is attached below.

Statement from former HCOM
Statement from former co-leader

Though, Ben’s leadership wouldn’t be his only flaw. It was outed that he’s a Neo Nazi and has a deep hatred for POC (people of color). In no world would it be okay to support a group of people who killed millions of innocent people due to their hateful agenda, nor is it okay to believe in white supremacy. Multiple people knew, and it baffles me that this individual would be able to even touch a leadership role and hold legend within the army — despite doing absolutely nothing and having extremist beliefs. Racism and antisemitism has no place in this community, it is beyond shameful and disgusting that anyone would ever agree with such beliefs.

Statement from one of his friends

After the chaos of Ben leaving the leadership, with his scandals trailing behind him, 3 new leaders would be inducted into leadership — Ayeeti, Mocha, and Megha. 2 of 3 leaders have had some affiliation with Templars. Ayeeti and Mocha knew how bad SS harassed Sidie, with Mocha even finding evidence of such behavior, but they still chose to join an army revived by those same people — leading along advisors who most likely contributed to the harassment. Alongside that, they have let their troops paint Templars as betrayers or an evil army, without reflecting on themselves. It’s odd how Mocha says TCP was miserable even though she spent her time doing absolutely nothing: rarely leading, recruiting, or even posting events. Ayeeti plays messenger, as if Mocha can’t speak up for herself. We’re not “opps” for having morals.

It’s humorous watching Ayeeti and Mocha flame Templars despite doing nothing for the army, to now taking the responsibility of leading Doritos. Neither could thrive in an army that was free of controversy — both are essentially lured into any army that has any drama. Ironic how Mocha said she didn’t enjoy her time in Templars, yet asks to return. Mocha had also knew Caracal leaked Billy’s face, but chose to stay silent.

Blocked out Mocha’s face so no doxxing accusations 😉

To Mocha, Ayeeti, and Megha: You standing by Doritos despite what your past leader has done, and often showing what he truly believes in, shows who you all are as people. You absolutely have no morals when you lead such an army. I have no issue with hating on Templars, but we pulled away from Doritos for a reason. You may continue to deny that your army hasn’t harmed anyone and is innocent, but anyone who’s outside of the delusion bubble that DCP has on anyone affiliated to the army, or who has been impacted by your army will know. The truth always comes to light.

With permission granted by Xing, Mocha’s legend will be revoked as a result of the above. Furthermore, any achievements, medals, and recognition within the army will be stripped from Ayeeti as a result of the above as well.

It is time for the final wake up call for DCP. This crusade is for our former ally PIC, former Empress Sidie9, and to those who have been affected by DCP’s ignorance. The Empire of Templaria hereby declares war upon Doritos of CP.

War Terms

I. All CPA map war rules apply throughout this war
II. Multilogging, hacking, ddosing, doxxing, botting, or any other means of cheating will not be allowed in this war
III. Only official CPAJ judges may judge battles in this war
IV. No army is allowed to merge into DCP or TCP following this declaration and will stay in place until the war has concluded. Any merger will be deemed invalid.
V. All battles must occur on CPA Battleground, no other CPPS may be used
VI. A withdrawal from this conflict for any reason and in any shape or form (e.g. withdrawing from the CPA league, ghosting battles, etc.) will constitute a forfeit of the war.
VII. Ghosting three battles in a row will constitute a forfeit of the war
VIII. All war battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance with the CPA league. Failure to do so will result in the invalidation of the scheduling.
IX. There will be a maximum of 15 battles in this war, all land will be locked.
X. No loopholes to any of these war terms.
XI. Allies will be allowed, dual enlists are not allowed during this war, if there are dual enlists at any battle it automatically results in a forfeit.
XII. No army will be allowed to declare war on either army for the duration of the war
XIII. If any terms above are broken, or if all land is captured, the army who broke it automatically surrenders this war and the winning side may impose a treaty.

Signed, Emperor Echo, Grand Prior Moon, Grand Prior Nick2015RB

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