rfcp Obliterated by Templars!

Hello Templars, just wanted to give you all an update on this exhausting and drama-filled war. I do apologize for their weird behavior. When the rfcp start losing, they grow toxic and they try desperately to have it their way. Perhaps they consume Burger King so much that they are too used to having it their way. Actually there is no wheel-chair access at Burger King, so I guess not everyone can have it their way can they? Good thing there have been countless lawsuits against Burger King about this… perhaps this will get fixed!

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Saturdays battle vs rfcp, they forfeited when they couldn’t get more than 10 online! I guess they were getting tired of losing.

Saturdays battle again, you can see how desperate rfcp is for getting people online when they have to use EX-TEMPLARS to log on for them. How Distasteful.
Another image of Saturdays battle, celebrating our victory as rfcp chose to log off in defeat… only 5 minutes into the battle. What army doesn’t fight despite looking like they’ll lose?

The recon federation claim that they left Saturdays battle simply because they didn’t give us the rooms. The leader should quit being a baby and ask for the rooms instead of expecting the Templars leaders to serve him everything on a silver platter. Give me a break. They were maxing 15 at most going into the battle, against our 31… and they’ve chosen to be petty and blame their loss on us not giving them the rooms. What kind of leader does this? Why would a leader not focus on his own armies problems and try to project them onto another army? Clearly rfcp’s leadership needs to be straightened out, and the current leadership needs to think about what they’re really doing to their army… it certainly isn’t helping them.

rfcp, take notes. The #2 army on the top ten asks for the rooms in the rare case that the opposing army doesn’t give them any. Be a more mature leader and ask for them next time, it’s very easy to do and maybe you will figure out that it isn’t so hard after all!
Wait a minute… no wonder you couldn’t ask me for the rooms! You’ve blocked me out of hatred despite me not saying anything to you ever since the war! A mature, better leader, would keep his DMs open just in case he has to communicate important messages to the opposing leaders.
Hmph, looks like we had the bigger word bubble here, did we not?
rfcp said “bigger bubbles, better forms, better army” but what is this form? This was funny, we were snowballing the gaps of the form to help them create the X. Slowly but surely they did it!
Joke wasn’t really that funny imo
their “joke” was bringing yellow puffles and pretending like it was the Templars. None of us really laughed or found the joke funny, it was kind of depressing actually. But thanks for bringing more yellow onto the field, we appreciate it! DEUS VULT!
Completely covering the rfcp, they didn’t stand a chance.
He’s right! They did forfeit.
Thanks Cobra! Both sides put up an incredible fight but Templars did take the victory here.
Seventh place on the Major army top ten. Consistent sizes of 30.
2nd place on the Small-Medium army top ten Inconsistent sizes, struggling to hit past 25.

Who won?

Regardless of what has happened, a blind man could identify who the victor of this war could be just judging from the text that CPAH has released themselves. We were able to sustain sizes of 30 throughout the entire war, we were extremely fast with our tactics and had some new and interesting formations. Might I add, we bombed much more than the rfcp. rfcp even did a word tactic saying “bombing again?” at some point. Remember rfcp, the army with the greatest size (Templars), most formations (Templars), bombs (Templars), and general diversity (Templars) wins. We did clockwise/counter-clockwise bombs, waterfalls, rakes, we did many “bunch-bombs”, and we also had many different–and successful–formations. Their ” | | | ” formation didn’t make them look so hot, it was spreading them out too much and looked very sloppy. I’m not sure what that “F” , “P”, “R”, or “E” formation was that rfcp did, but they definitely should schedule some more training sessions. I will admit, we struggled with our “P” formation at the beginning… but we will be working on that in our future training sessions. I’m not going to blame our “Slow ‘P’ formation” on another army, Templars are not like that.

Templars won 4-0.

What??? Oh my goodness.
Even microhamster is there, rfcps cute little journalist!

I know it’s very tough for the recon federation to accept their loss against the Templars, we did beat them hard for sure. If you see anyone from rfcp around and they’re telling you how bad we are, or you see some negative posts on their websites, just know that they are butt-hurt. They are very upset that they have lost and they are not mature enough to accept it, so they will definitely try everything just to make us sound bad. If you see coolj (rfcp leader) or any of his helpers today, let’s give them this:

Dr. Zoidbergs butthurt cream | Butthurt | Know Your Meme

Hopefully this helps. I hope their butts have a speedy recovery from this, we did beat them pretty hard the last couple of battles! That is all Templars, let’s continue to be amazing and do the best we can ever do.


~xings note
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t. xing

The 5th Holy War: Battle One

Hello Templars,

We’ve just finished up the battle and I am happy to announce that we have been victorious. We maxed 35 and averaged 30 the entire time. The enemy only averaged a sheer 22 and maxed 26 in the very last room. I am so proud of everyone, and as promised… we will have promotions to celebrate our victory. Thank you all for attending, it was a pleasure being with you all tonight.

Pictures below:

The 5th Holy War

Hello, Templars.

I’m sure you know of the Recon Federation… whose leader is Prior Bumble. Whatever you think you know of this man is irrelevant… he is considered a dangerous, manipulative bully. He has tried convincing the community that he is a “good man” but alas… he blew his cover as of recently.

Shallissa and Supremepower have been getting bullied hard, dark jokes about suicide were definitely included in hefty amounts.

The Templars stand up against bullying, especially when our own members are involved. Earlier tonight we ended up banning someone who was relentlessly making fun of, and bullying both Shallissa and Supremepower. Suicide jokes and such were definitely included. The perpetrators of this horrific scheme have been dealt with, but the bullying did not stop. This bullying was then moved to RFCP Discord. This is Prior Bumble. Prior Bumble told me once. that whatever happens in RFCP, whatever RFCP does, is all him.

Prior Bumble and his army are standing aside letting this happen. They let this bullying continue on their server.

They are enabling it. I believe the bullies are working closely with RFCP and have their complete approval. Considering that Shallissa and Supremepower were both ex-RFCP… you can see how hateful and toxic this army has become (or always was?) and that they need to be put in their place. We will not sit back and watch this happen, and despite our efforts of easing the situation, there is only one thing left to do.

The Templars officially declare war on the Recon Federation

1.) Allies are allowed.

2.) Battles can only be scheduled between 7:59pm EST – 8:00pm EST Sunday through Saturday until the war is officially over. No joint-battles. One official battle per day at max.

3.) Only the Templars can schedule battles

4.) No invasions and/or raids will take place before Saturday, September 26th at 7:59pm EST. 

5.) All peace treaties will be talked upon with Chainpro only. Try to manipulate me into signing off this war, I dare you.
6.) Any violation of the war terms stated above, will result in an RFCP Surrender.

First battle:

Server: Alaska

Rooms: To be announced…

Time: 8:00pm EST

Date: Saturday, September 26th