For our previous declaration of war on Secret Service, click here.

It seems as though the Secret Service can’t get enough of us. With the War of the Second Helping against Help Force ending on the 26th of August in our favour (8-0-7 W/T/L), the Service opted to declare war on the Templars immediately. Humiliated by their defeat at the hands of the Sapphire Concordat in July as well as recent underwhelming performances, SS seems to be grasping to any relevance possible. This was clearly a coordinated move between Help Force and Secret Service, the latter of which will be obliterated and wiped from the Club Penguin armies server map.

As articulated in our declaration of war last month, the Secret Service consistently backtalks and slanders us. I even included a slideshow to include numerous examples of comments from SS leader Joel. This behaviour borders on obsession, as a mere glimpse into their Discord server reveals constant talk about TCP, PIC and ACP. 268 mentions is an incredible number for a server barely 1 month old! That isn’t to mention the countless times they’ve whined about us in other servers, we genuinely live rent free in their mind.

Possibly the most damning characteristic of Joel and the Secret Service is their unapologetic carelessness. In an effort to get an optical victory by painting us in a negative light, SS chose to publish screenshots to accuse TCP creator Xing of inappropriate sexual behaviour. What Joel and Service’s leadership fail to highlight is Xing’s age, being an underaged child at the time. Imagine being so sick and twisted, thinking it is appropriate to make claims or share pictures regarding the alleged behaviour of someone who was a minor at the time. Did it not occur to you that these claims should be investigated further, or even that ages should be checked?

Consider stopping your weird talk about genitals before calling other people “creepy”.

The inability for Joel and SS to factcheck serious allegations seems to be a recurring theme. Amidst our previous war, Joel and the International United Alliance spread screenshots to make false claims regarding former TCP leader Shallissa. Going as far as to refer to Sha as an “ex-pedo”, even though she had ALREADY SPOKEN TO YOU and explained the complicated circumstances regarding the Recon Federation. You had the opportunity to rectify this, only to repeat it less than a month later. Your lack of caution indicates that there isn’t a genuine bone in your body, you just want to frame your enemy to suit a narrative. You are vile beyond comprehension.

In truth I should be thanking the Secret Service, as they have handed the Holy Empire of Templaria more opportunities for victory. SS has continued to disrespect us and damage their own reputation, making their army as revolting as the Dark Vikings in the process. In the War of Service Subjugation, our army is bound to crush SS to smithereens and seize their servers for our realm. These individuals are the fools of the army community and they will not be spared from our wrath on the battlefield. SS has signed their death warrants, and we are the executioner.

Your nation will burn.

Sidie9
Templars Empress