Hello Templars, just wanted to give you all an update on this exhausting and drama-filled war. I do apologize for their weird behavior. When the rfcp start losing, they grow toxic and they try desperately to have it their way. Perhaps they consume Burger King so much that they are too used to having it their way. Actually there is no wheel-chair access at Burger King, so I guess not everyone can have it their way can they? Good thing there have been countless lawsuits against Burger King about this… perhaps this will get fixed!

The recon federation claim that they left Saturdays battle simply because they didn’t give us the rooms. The leader should quit being a baby and ask for the rooms instead of expecting the Templars leaders to serve him everything on a silver platter. Give me a break. They were maxing 15 at most going into the battle, against our 31… and they’ve chosen to be petty and blame their loss on us not giving them the rooms. What kind of leader does this? Why would a leader not focus on his own armies problems and try to project them onto another army? Clearly rfcp’s leadership needs to be straightened out, and the current leadership needs to think about what they’re really doing to their army… it certainly isn’t helping them.

Who won?

Regardless of what has happened, a blind man could identify who the victor of this war could be just judging from the text that CPAH has released themselves. We were able to sustain sizes of 30 throughout the entire war, we were extremely fast with our tactics and had some new and interesting formations. Might I add, we bombed much more than the rfcp. rfcp even did a word tactic saying “bombing again?” at some point. Remember rfcp, the army with the greatest size (Templars), most formations (Templars), bombs (Templars), and general diversity (Templars) wins. We did clockwise/counter-clockwise bombs, waterfalls, rakes, we did many “bunch-bombs”, and we also had many different–and successful–formations. Their ” | | | ” formation didn’t make them look so hot, it was spreading them out too much and looked very sloppy. I’m not sure what that “F” , “P”, “R”, or “E” formation was that rfcp did, but they definitely should schedule some more training sessions. I will admit, we struggled with our “P” formation at the beginning… but we will be working on that in our future training sessions. I’m not going to blame our “Slow ‘P’ formation” on another army, Templars are not like that.

Templars won 4-0.

I know it’s very tough for the recon federation to accept their loss against the Templars, we did beat them hard for sure. If you see anyone from rfcp around and they’re telling you how bad we are, or you see some negative posts on their websites, just know that they are butt-hurt. They are very upset that they have lost and they are not mature enough to accept it, so they will definitely try everything just to make us sound bad. If you see coolj (rfcp leader) or any of his helpers today, let’s give them this:

Hopefully this helps. I hope their butts have a speedy recovery from this, we did beat them pretty hard the last couple of battles! That is all Templars, let’s continue to be amazing and do the best we can ever do.


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